What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Dylan is gay

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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