What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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