What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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