A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Granny porn!

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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