What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Whats an Anti Joke

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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