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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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MySpace.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Anti Joke

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