Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Do u take sugar?

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Anti Joke

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