- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

you just contradicted yourself.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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