What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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