What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

u know whats a crime? rape

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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