Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Anti Joke

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