why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Netflix and chill

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Dwight Howard

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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