Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Tim's gay.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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