How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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