Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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