Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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