your momma's an antijoke

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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I can't think of a joke!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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