Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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autistic kids rock

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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read this sentence again.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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