What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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black people

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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