Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Equal rights!

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are red, yup.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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