A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Justin with a hat.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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