Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Male penises.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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