Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Bacon is delcious.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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