What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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