Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Knock Knock.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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