Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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T u r n i p s

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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