What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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I Love Hitler.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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