- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

terry stockton is straight

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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