Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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