There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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