Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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