2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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how man

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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