Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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