Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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A Jew returns change.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Anti Joke

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