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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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