2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Your mom goes to college

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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