Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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