If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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