Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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WILLY

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Llamaworm

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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42.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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