Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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