Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Canada

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Blind people can't read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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