Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Carrot fingers

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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