My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Once upon a time.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

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