What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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