Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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im gay because im gay

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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