What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Badabing.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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