The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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women's rights.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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pickle juice?

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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