- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.