What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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