Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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