A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Your Mom

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Gingers.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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