Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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It says so on your cap.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Mullets

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Y2K

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What is cowboy say

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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