What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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conrad profit

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Anti Joke

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