Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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UN

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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