Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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