- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Irish sobriety

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

NASCAR

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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