How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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this is stupid .... yep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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