What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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