Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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And you honored it I see :P

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Adam Sandler.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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