Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Boner

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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penis in the camel

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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