why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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verry nice how mUCH?

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Yo Mama just died.

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