If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Womens rights

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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