What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Nickleback.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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