More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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