Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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BenWuzHear

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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