Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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