I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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