why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Religionh

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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