BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Arrow to the Knee

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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