Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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