A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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autsim

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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. . I am a whale

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Anti Joke

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