What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Do you like fishsticks No

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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