Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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good looking women

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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hi, im sober.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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