Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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