What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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