What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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