- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Joesph Triphook.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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