women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Weaner

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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