How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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