your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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