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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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I don't get it

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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