Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Punch line.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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