why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Libraries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Top Gear USA

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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