Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what is orange? an orange

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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