knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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