Women's Rights.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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