How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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