There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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