Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Yellow People !!

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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