Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Noah is Smart.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Penis

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What's up brah brah

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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