Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Mark Wilson

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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matty russel are you on here

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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