- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

So one time this woman was learning...

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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