why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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