What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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penis. nuff said.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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