Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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gay marriage.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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