whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What would u like to drink?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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