Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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The horse said "nay."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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don't look behind you

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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