What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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He--Hey guys

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Anti Joke

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