whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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