Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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how did the little girl die cancer

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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