Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Female rights.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Poverty.

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im not food

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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