what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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men's rights activists

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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