What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Butt Sex.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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