How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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My Girlfriend

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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