How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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