No.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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