can you touch your toes? no

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Penis penis poop butt

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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