Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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