Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Autism speaks but not really

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

I love you.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

JFK

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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