Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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