Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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jokes r dumb

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What? Yes.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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