Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Women's rights...

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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