YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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