What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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the WNBA

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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