A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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I pooped my pants

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Yellow People !!

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