How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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I hate blackniggers

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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