Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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I can't think of a joke!

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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