Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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who eats pencils asians

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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