Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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TIMMY

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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