Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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:O + :P = 69

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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