A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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knock knock get lost!

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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