Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Get in the van

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Mark Wilson

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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