Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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