Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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