A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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