Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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