What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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