Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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