Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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