What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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