Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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