A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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