- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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