knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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