How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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