- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

._____________________. Whale!

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

but there is a road to the super market

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Dylan is a person

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

general tso's broccoli

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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