Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Morning wood.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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