When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How old are you? 20

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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