why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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