What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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