What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Chicken penis.

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The MLS

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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