What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Freedom of Speech

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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fruit salad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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