what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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19th amendment

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Women's Rights.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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