Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Your Mom!!!

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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